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And I Am Spoo-Noo

November 11, 2009

Hello!  This is “The New and Improved Noo Noo”.  I am improved because I can now say these new words:

  • Get Down!
  • Yeah
  • Nah
  • Pooey!
  • Bock….bockle….Bottle!
  • Cheese
  • Bay-bee.  Baby.  (I am a new co-parent to Sophie and Sam).

I can also neaNoo Noorly run, although Mummy always says that I look like “I’ve had a bit to drink” when I do (of course I’ve had a bit to drink.  I’ve had a lots actually.  Lots of milk.  My favourite).

I can now also hit my sister.  She hits me a lot and also pushes me over.  I can’t push her over.  Mummy keeps saying, “Don’t worry, Noo Noo, it won’t be long before you can get your own back.”  I am not sure what my back has got to do with anything.

My sister gets a lot of “telling-offs” when she pushes me over.  Today she did it so many times that Mummy “flipped her lid” and my sister had to stayBefore it turned nasty in the bedroom for a whole ten minutes.  Mummy seemed very angry, so I went and gave her a kiss.  This is something else I can now do, although Mummy says my kisses are “slobbery”.  I think that “slobbery” means the same as “lovely”.  I will keep on kissing her because it makes her happy.

Mummy showed us how to make Spoon Animals yesterday and we made a Spoon Cow and a Spoon Sheep.  It was such fun.  Mummy said I was a bit “out of control” because I kept eating all the felt pieces, but they felt funny on my tongue.  I just couldn’t help it.

My sister had the job of holding the Spoon Animals carefully as the glue Mummy, Squee and Noo Noodried.  Mummy was nearly about to give her a star for doing it so well, but then my sister got grumpy and hit me over the head with the Spoon Sheep.  It hurt a lot.  I thought Sheeps were soft, but this one wasn’t.  I now have a  lump on my head and the Spoon Sheep has to go to the Spoon Sheep Hospital for an operation to improve his eyesight in the damaged eye.

Squee before things turned violentI didn’t even get to hold the Spoon Sheep because of my sister.  But Mummy has promised me that on the next rainy day with will make a Spoon Chicken and a Spoon Pig and that they will be all mine.

As for the Spoon Cow, he is now missing and we are all beginning to worry for his safety.  Mummy says that he will be OK and has probably found a happier, less violent home, after the horror of witnessing his friend, Spoon Sheep, losing his eyesight at the hands of my sister.  And in any case, she thinks we may see the arrival of Spoon Cow 2 very soon.  I’ll let you know…

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Funky Footwear

October 22, 2009

Hey, this is Noo Noo!

I have some new slippers, Bugs Bunny ones. I am now walking, running in fact, and I can also say some words.

I can say:

Hiya, Bye-Bye, Cheese, Ta-Dah and Uh-Uh.

Do you like my new funky footwear? They are blue and match my eyes.

See you later!

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The Noo-noo

March 15, 2009

Hello, I’m Noah. I don’t normally get a look in at this internet thingy because Skye takes all the best toys away from me. Well, Skye has gone away with Mummy so I can do what I want (if Daddy lets me). It was very exciting watching Mummy and Skye get on the train, it made lots of noise and there were lots of people: none of them were giving me the attention I usually get though.

When we got back Daddy let me play with the new playstation. Playing video games is lots of fun, I get to sit in my chair and watch all the flashy colours and listen to rock music. (Mummy is concerned about Eppilepsippy, but I don’t know what that is.) Daddy says that when I grow up I will even be allowed to keep hold of the gamepad but he takes it away now, telling me not to suck it.

When it was dinner time Daddy was very funny, I think he tried to give me soup, it was very nice but too runny and I spilled most of it down my chin and onto my bib. He said it was Spaghetti Bolognaise but I have had that before and it isn’t runny when Mummy does it. He did give me some yoghurt to make up for it, though, and that was yummy.

Daddy was in a good mood when I woke him up at 7 o’clock. I think it is because normally Skye wakes us all up a lot earlier. He gave me some really nice breakfast cereal but there was something wrong with the milk, it had gone a funny brown colour. It was very nice though and I cried when it was all gone.

Today we played on the playstation a bit more, I slept a lot and was able to get some proper rest without Skye waking me up all the time. We also watched a game on the television where a lot of men in white shirts “destroyed” some other men in blue shirts: I thought destroyed meant broken, but they all seemed to be there when the game finished (although a lot of the men in white shirts seemed to be taken out of the game early).

We went to get Skye and Mummy from the train station at 5 o’clock. I was very happy to see them and got a lovely cuddle from Skye as well as lots of kisses and cuddles from Mummy. She even gave me a chip, my first ever!

I am tired now and Skye is back so I might not get to say anything to you for a while.

Ni-night.

Noo-noo x

(Written by The Best Daddy Ever)

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